Dirty Joke
The mortician calls up Mrs. Fox and says, “Excuse me Mrs. Fox, I know this is a tough time for you but I have a problem. I can’t seem to get the lid of your husband’s coffin down because he has a huge erection.”
Not in the least bit bothered she replies, “Well why don’t you cut it off and shove it up his ass? That’s the only hole it hasn’t been in!”
