March 2012
14 posts
HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!
Today is a special day for all of us double XXs. International Women’s Day, a day where we can all celebrate one another and come together.
We sometimes find it hard to do this, celebrate each other and come together. If women are great at one thing, it’s bringing each other down. We all do it and we’ve all done it. I have, you have, grandma has, even that person you look up to...
LMFAO! Love this one!!
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill.” The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. “What’s so funny?” asks the clerk. “I see a...
Dirty Joke
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex...
Dirty Joke
This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for. He answered, “I want to kill my wife.” “I’m sorry Sir,” the pharmacist replied, “but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can’t sell you any Cyanide.” The guy reaches into his wallet...
Dirty Joke
The mortician calls up Mrs. Fox and says, “Excuse me Mrs. Fox, I know this is a tough time for you but I have a problem. I can’t seem to get the lid of your husband’s coffin down because he has a huge erection.”
Not in the least bit bothered she replies, “Well why don’t you cut it off and shove it up his ass? That’s the only hole it hasn’t been...
